Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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