People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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