i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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