I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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