i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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