I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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