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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...

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  please don't ever take me to a strip club again...

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday

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• (850): View more from Florida

  hungover and i feel like a burrito

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  like eating one or like you are one?

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  like i am one.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right

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• (408): View more from California

  If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed

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• (949): View more from California

  And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow

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