Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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