First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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