Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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