Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
you never un-have a 4some
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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