Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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