the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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