so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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