I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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