i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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