How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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