ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
A+ Viking dick
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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