whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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