I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you win again, gameday.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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