Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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