So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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