so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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