Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."