i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.