the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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