There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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