If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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