i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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