i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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