would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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