i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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