She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.