The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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