i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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