Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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