singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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