She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I think people are normalizing furries
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