So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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