So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Randomize
