My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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