Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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