Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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