He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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