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I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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