just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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