remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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