I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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