Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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