At least make sure they are 18
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Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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