Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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