ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You've changed since you got that strap on
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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