Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I need help removing her.
My cat gives me a boner
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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