Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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