Walk of Shame. In a state park.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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