Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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